"Free Size"

I should preface this post by letting you know that I, Jen, am writing. Whether Cory has never tried the "Free Size" thing here in Korea or it only bothers me, I'm not sure. Read on and make your own guess, if you like!
I wanted to take an opportunity to share with you the concept of "Free Size" here in Korea. I googled the term and most internet sources say it's the same as "one size fits all." After 4 years in Korea, I beg to differ.

You can find lots of things labeled as "free size" - t shirts, sweaters, socks, hats, and even dresses. A few times since living here I have gone out on a limb and tried out something labeled "free size" assuming that one size would fit me since I am included in "all." I wish I could remember all the things I'd bought that were free size. I'm sure it's only a few, but somehow I think I've erased them from my memory, probably because they NEVER fit, and so they are long gone already!

My latest purchase was a desperately needed pair of leggings, kind of like long johns. Our winter has been pretty cold and I had simply worn out the pair I had, which had actually been purchased in Korea. The first pair were an actual size (granted, the largest size I could find since I am so much bigger than Korean women).

This time, however, I couldn't seem to find anything that had sizes that weren't more than I wanted to pay. So my choices were men's leggings or "free size." A little worried that the men's pair would have extra room in places I didn't need extra room, I went for the "free size" thinking surely since there were no toes in them I could make them work.

NOT. I couldn't even get the things on. I had flashbacks of this hilarious experience I had as a kid. You may not think it so funny, but maybe a few of you will get a chuckle. I was in a dance recital and all I remember is that my full body leotard (ACK!) was not going on like it should and the crotch was down around my knees. It worked out in the end, I guess, but I wonder if it's the same dance outfit that ended up needing a few stitches before we headed out on stage! (A little something like this but purple with gold sequins and UGLIER, sorry Miss Tami!)


So, that's my story. I guess it's more of a gripe, but I thought it was another one of those funny things about living in Asia. I'll try to be more creative next time and bring you some more BABY pictures soon!!!